I am getting high off life :)
"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"
Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow