harry potter | text posts
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own
why am I reblogging this?
it appears my blood has been successful
*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*
how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40